wall-noise:

wall-noise:

mcblurry

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escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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truestoriesaboutme:

ravenslunas:

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

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moosefix:

moosefix:

i swear it takes seconds to break over a decade of trust. im so hurt

my cat knocked over my drink and stole my ham 

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thequeenofsunflowers:

wellyfullofale:

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

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sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

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